TEASING / RUDE SMS he he heee

If U sneeze once, Think I’m remembering you. If you sneeze twice, Think I want to Meet U. If U sneeze thrice, Think I’m Missing You. 4th Time, Fool Take A Tablet !

Subah sahm hum tumko yaad kiya karte hain, sitaron mein tumhe dekha karte hain, magar hamare sapno mein kabhi mat aana coz hamein bhooton se bahut darr lagta hai!

1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME… just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

Dost mere marne ke baad aansu na bahaana Jab yaah aaye meri, to seedhe upar hi chale aana.

Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 “world peace”. That’s impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said “Let me try world peace”

Tera bahot memory aa reli thi, teri yaad mein kalam uthai, tera jhakkas tasbir banayi, socha tha, tere us tasbir ko heart mein lagake rakhega, par kya bidhu, woh to bhooton ko bhagane kaam aayi.Bole to ......

I put my dog out of da window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting "TWINS" "TWINS" he he heeee

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga..

Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.

Why do U think I SMS u ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ? Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It’s b’coz… Timepass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye !

BUMPER OFFER Send me sms & win10 lak ki car ka photo,29″ tv ka box,Dubai jane wale plane ko TA-TA karne ka mokaaur,hmare sath DINNER,woh bhi aap k ghar per

EYES to look at you. HAND to pray for you. MIND to remember you. HEART to love you AND AND AND AND AND LEGS to kick YOU.. If you forget me… !! GOT IT!!!

See the sky you will see Gods face, see the rain you will dance once again, see the moon you will see the depth of lake. See the mirror and youll see the God's cutest mistake.

NEWARI SMS

Chhanta ji chhu dhyau?
Swa: dhyau dhasa uke ka: du.
Timila dhyau dhasa uke daag du.
Maakka dhyau dhasa uke dimaag du.
Chhu dhyau chhuu chyau ka

Mistapi: maroosha college bekkaar ka
chi maroosha tarkari bekkaar ka
timila madoosha sky bekkaar ka
Chha hey maroosha choo dhai woh "ZOO" bekkaar ka .................... hee he heeee

Aakash ye chwoya chhangu naa:
Phey waya bywekala ............
Bei: chwoya chhangu naa:
waa: waya chhwaikala ...........
Nuga dune chwoya chhangu naa:
Baimaannnn .......... heart attack wala: .........

Saayari kane ji masa swo pasapi, Kanigu jiu bani ye maru,
Saayari kane ji masa swo pasapi, Kanigu jiu bani ye maru,
Kanaa jaka na chu pai thana, Baalapi nani ye maru

Nhhila nhhila swan: dhaka biusha
Chhka nikka kan na laya ya:
Nhhyanble nappa chwonipinsa na
Chhka nikka dhwon laya ya:

Khalligu tuyugu bhoten: chhen cho sa jiu men cho sa jiu
Byaha mayapin mayju ta chhin so sa jiu ji so sa jiu...

Swayagu mann jula rey:
Chhanta chhaka ha:kana:
Lumanti wala chhangu kwa .........
he he hah hahee hee hee heee e heee haaa ahah hah haa .......
Chhangu kwa lumanti wala ki nhhili maste woi..aa-gathiya

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BEST SMS to ur BEST FRIEND

If i cud pull down the rainbow i wud write ur name & put it in the sky to let evbody know how colorful is my life with a fren like U !!

Yaad hum bhi aapko karte hain, yaad aap bhi hume karte hai, Fark sirf itna hain, hum yaad aane pe sms karte hain aur aap sms ane pe yaad karte hai

A raindrop may look 2 small 2 eyes but somewhere a thirsty flower awaits its fall. A small sms may seem 2 small 2 u but somewhere a heart smile when it receives ur sms. So keep SMSing.

Aapse milneka mann kiya tha, mannko samjhadiya, dil tadapne laga, usko v beheladiya. aakhe ro padi unko chup karadiya lekin aab sansein keherahi hain i miss u, kya uskovi rok du?

No Shadows 2 Depress U, Only Joys 2 Surround U,Many FrieNds 2 LoveU,God Himself 2 BlessU,These r my Wishes 4U,2day 2morow & Everyday 2 u !! Good morning

Fulo ki mehek ko churaya nahi jata, suraj ki kirno ko chhupaya nahi jata, kitne v dur raho a dost tum, dosti me aap jaisa dost ko bhulaya nahi jata.

Sometime i dont say hi, sometime i dont reply, sometime i dont msg u, but it doesn't mean i 4get u, it means im givin u time 2 miss me n 2 miss u. Goodday!
Har kadam pe imtihaan leti hai zindagi, har waqt naye sadme deti hai zindagi, hum zindagi se sikwa kaise kare ki aap saa pyaara dost bhi to deti hai zindagi.

Dont keep da special 1 in ur eyes they may fall as tears, keep them in ur heart so that evry heartbeat remind u that there is 1 4 u.
Everyone hears wat u say
Friends Listen to u wat u say
best friend listen to u wat u dont say.....

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GOODNIGHT SMS ..... sweet dreams

Hellow moon, dim ur light,..... Hi wind, breez soft .... Hello earth spin gently ... coz my sweet fren is going 2 sleep ....... Gudnight .... Sweet dreams.

I wish moon alwyz b full & bright, & u alwyz b cool & right, whenever u go 2 switch off da light remember that i'm saying u gudnite. Sweet dreams!!

On this cold cold nite,in My small small ROOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of YouR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe!

As u go 2 bed 2night, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight. I told some ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r alryt, i'LL ask the dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight..

I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so juz wanna wish u good nite.......

Welcome aboard2 "Sweet Dreams" airline, all passengers on bed, hug ur pillows as the flight will be leaving soon 2dream land. Enjoy ur time ;) G'NITE!

Andheri sadak, sunsan kabristan, sooni haveli, kala aasman, bijlo kadki aaya toofan, raat ho gayi hai, soja saitan. Goodnite

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TAPORI SMS ..... MUNNA BHAI STYLE @@@

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,Bhai ka khopdi bahot tight he,Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender…Circuit Bhai.!

Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai ,Maardalegi kya?Dil dena hai to de, Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?

Tera bahot memory aa rela tha,Itna tem ho gela hai,tere ko dekha bhi nai,Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,miss to karega

Kya re!Aasmani kabutar!Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos…

Wishing You A Wonderful Super-Duper - ZabardastXtra-Badiya - Xtra SpecialEkdum Mast n HappyBole To Ekdum Jhakaas*Happy New Year*

Kya mast air chal raele hai cow log grass eat kar raele haidog log bark bark kar raele haiShaane log SMS kar raele haiDHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai.

Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai..Apun ko reply karneko majbur karta hai..Kya iske peeche koi plan hai..Ya auro ki tarah tum bhi apun ka fan hai..

Munna bhai: Abe circuite bata, agar bina dato ka kutta kate to kya karne ka?
Circuit: simple he na bhai, bole to bina sui k 14 injection lagane ka.

God puchha “kidhar jaane ka maangta?”Swarg ya narak? Apun bola narak. Maloom kyon?Tum saala dost log udharich milega.Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga.

Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa?Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!

Apun dono ka dosti 1dum jhakz hona mangta hai,Jhakz bole to,apun hira 2 moti,Apun sabji 2 roti,apun pani 2 tanki,Apun tarzan 2 monkey.

Apun ek sher bolega,Choro Taraf Chand fenkrela hai light, Boleto ho gayeli hai night, Band karne ka tube light, Aur soneka tight, Bole to, Bye Good Night..

Subha ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,dopahar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya,sham ko bhi yaad aayi aur heart ne attack kiya,aur apun ne fauran sms kiya.


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