TAPORI SMS ..... MUNNA BHAI STYLE @@@

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,Bhai ka khopdi bahot tight he,Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender…Circuit Bhai.!

Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai ,Maardalegi kya?Dil dena hai to de, Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?

Tera bahot memory aa rela tha,Itna tem ho gela hai,tere ko dekha bhi nai,Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,miss to karega

Kya re!Aasmani kabutar!Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos…

Wishing You A Wonderful Super-Duper - ZabardastXtra-Badiya - Xtra SpecialEkdum Mast n HappyBole To Ekdum Jhakaas*Happy New Year*

Kya mast air chal raele hai cow log grass eat kar raele haidog log bark bark kar raele haiShaane log SMS kar raele haiDHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai.

Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai..Apun ko reply karneko majbur karta hai..Kya iske peeche koi plan hai..Ya auro ki tarah tum bhi apun ka fan hai..

Munna bhai: Abe circuite bata, agar bina dato ka kutta kate to kya karne ka?
Circuit: simple he na bhai, bole to bina sui k 14 injection lagane ka.

God puchha “kidhar jaane ka maangta?”Swarg ya narak? Apun bola narak. Maloom kyon?Tum saala dost log udharich milega.Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga.

Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa?Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!

Apun dono ka dosti 1dum jhakz hona mangta hai,Jhakz bole to,apun hira 2 moti,Apun sabji 2 roti,apun pani 2 tanki,Apun tarzan 2 monkey.

Apun ek sher bolega,Choro Taraf Chand fenkrela hai light, Boleto ho gayeli hai night, Band karne ka tube light, Aur soneka tight, Bole to, Bye Good Night..

Subha ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,dopahar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya,sham ko bhi yaad aayi aur heart ne attack kiya,aur apun ne fauran sms kiya.


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BEST OF MUNNA BHAI CIRCUIT JOKES

MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai? MAMU: B.A. MUNNA BHAI: Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?

PROFESSOR: Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho? MUNNA BHAI: Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai. PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais? MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

CIRCUIT: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI: Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT: Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko. MUNNA BHAI: Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega. CIRCUIT: Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

CIRCUIT : Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT : Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega

MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU : Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI : Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.
MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hai.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
CIRCUIT :Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
SHORT CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

PRINCIPAL : Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI : Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu.