Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Smile SMS… Always keep smiling !!!

Sun glows for a day,
Candle for an hour,
Matchstick for a minute,
But a good day can glow forever,
So start ur day with a smile...Good Morning....

Smile is a language of love,
Smile is a source to win hearts...
Smile is a name of livelihood & Smile creates greatness in personality...
So always Keep smiling

Life is a rope that swings us through hope,
Always believe today is better than yesterday & tomorrow will be much better than today...Good Morning...

Life is like cotton dont make it heavier by sinking it in sorrow of water...
But make it lighter by letting it blow in the joy of air.... Alwayz smile.

If yesterday didnt end up the way You planned, just remember, God Created Today for u 2 start a new 1! THE Best is yet 2 come!!

All mornings are like Paintings:- U need a little inspiration to get going,a little smile to brighten up & AMS from someone who cares to color ur day... G@@D M@RNING.....Hav a Nice Day..

Every king was once a helpless baby & every great structure once a blueprint... It’s not where r u today, but where u’ll reach that counts... Gud Day!

Knock!!!Knock!!! May I come into ur world???i bring no flowers,No cakes,But wishes to keep U fresh,Prayer to keep u healthy,And love to keep u smiling...Good Morning....

These r d wonderful pairs in the world Hearts & beats…… Night & moon…… Birds & songs……. Roses & love…… U & ur smile …… So keep smiling..

Did u know that tears can sometime be more special than smiles?
For smiles can be given to any one but tears are only shed for people we dont want to lose...

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Friendly SMS …… Friends Forever !!!

Friendship is a promise made in da heart,
silent, unwriten, unbreakable by distance,
unchangable by time. It's lovely 2 have u as 1.

U know, What is the Diffrence between U and Blood,
Blood Comes to the Heart and goes outside,
But U come into my Heart and Stay there forever

Ice is cream, Luv is a dream but our friendship is evergreen,
Don't make friends before understanding &
don't break a friendship after missunderstanding..

A friend is a push when u hav stopped...
a chat when u r lonely...a guide when u r searching...
a smile when u r sad...& a song when U r glad...

SPACE seems like an empty word...
But its full of Special People Around Caring Endlessly.... Good Morning....

Friendship is like a book,
It takes few seconds to burn but it takes years to print....
So print it carefully & never let it burn!!!!Good DAY

Wife is a Received call,
Neighbour girl is a Dialed Call,
Aunty is Missed Call,
Lover is Waiting Call
But Friendship is a Fevicol....

Lots of ants were on my cell
I was even more wondering that how can ants come to know that my cell contains contact of sweet person like U.....

My frendship is like sugarcane.
You crush it, twist it, squeez it, beat it to pulp, still all you will get is only sweetness!

Sweet heart is a special word for (Love)
Love is a special word for (Care)
Care is a special word for (Friend)
Friend is a special word only for u.

A true friend is not like the RAIN which pours and goes away. A true friend is like the Air. Sometimes silent but always around you. Good morning!!

With passing years, Friends must scatter;
But when hearts are loyal, Distance does not matter.....

Treat life as a sea, heart as a seashore and friends like waves.
It never matters how many waves are there?
What matters is which one touches the seashore

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Twakka-Tukka SMS ….. FUNNY …. FLIRTY ..!!

Smile to old means respect,
Smile to a child means innocence....
Smiling infront of mobile means mental…,
Still smiling!!!Confirmed...

Mobile 1 MANDIR,
SMS uska Bhagwan,
SMS bhejnewala Pujaari,
SMS padhnewala Bhakta,
Padhkar sms na karnewala ….
Mandir ke bahaaar ka Bhikaari … !

Beautiful flowers die….
Nice stories end……
Lovely songs fade…….. ..
Momeries are forgotten… ..
All things comes to end…..
But people like YOU always remain forever …..
…..
…..
BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE


Know wat makes me happy wen u MSG me?
Not ur jokes or Sweet MSGS But ur NAME that APPEARS On the Cell when it beeps knowing that U remember me.

American:-Dogs can find Bombs in my country.
Japanese:-Fish can play Ball in my country.
Nepalese:-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country…

YEH AISA MSG HE JISE BEWAQOOF PERHTE HEIN. NALAIK DOSRON KO FARWARD KERTE HEIN, GADHE DELETE KERTE HEIN AUR PAGAL SAVE KERLETE HEIN AAP KIA KERNE WALE HEIN
Apne inbox ko hamesha saja ke rakhna,
Sabke SMS zara hata kar rakhna....
Kabhi bhi aa sakta hai hamara SMS,
Inbox mein jagah banakar rakhna....

Bhool se kabhi hamein bhi yaad kiya karo..., Pyaar nahi to Shikaayat hi kiya karo...; Itna bhi geir na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo..., Call nahi to Mis-Call hi diya karo..!!!

No Toothbrush No Tea No Breakfast No Ssnnan No Gods Pooja No No No No No No Sabse Pehle Apun Ka SMS Good Morning!!

Jawaab To Mil Jate hai, Kabhi Difficult Sawaal To Bhejo....
Forward To Bahut Karte Ho, Kabhi Khud Ka Khayal To Bhejo

Mana hum itne SWEET nahi, k diabetes ho jaye. nahi itne SALTY k BP badh jaye,
nahi itne TASTY k habit ban jaye, aur hum itne KADWE bhi nahi k yaad hi naa aaye....

JIS WAQT TUMKO KHUDA NE BANAYA HOGA,
USKO BHI SUROOR CHHAYA HOGA..
SOCHA HOGA KI TUMKO JANNAT ME BHEJEIN,
FIR USKO ZOO KA KHAYAL AAYA HOGA..

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Sunday, November 18, 2007

SWEET caring SMS !!! Lovely ........

U make 10 friends,
Laugh wid 9,
Meet 8 of them,
Talk to 7,
Celebrate wid 6,
Share secrets with 5,
Trust 4,
Cry wid 3,
Take help of 2,
But never forget 1 like me:)

Hi,now i am coming to meet u…
in the way of sun light…
in the way of sweet breeze…
in the way of good wishes…
just to say have a nice day ahead…

Some times….When I’m all alone.
I close my eyes and think of you…
and the thought of your love worms
me inside and make me smile.

Let the most beautiful
dream come to u tonight,
Let the sweetest person
come in ur dream tonight….
But dont make it a habit
bcoz I m not free every night.Goodnight

I have liked many but loved very few.
Yet no-one has been as sweet as U.
I would stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
Just for the pleasure of a moment with U.

Sharp is Ur memory,
Sweet is Ur name,
Deep in my heart,
U will always remain,
Earth want water,
Flower wants dew,
I want nothing but a smile from U.

Dreaming of you makes my night worthwhile,
Thinking of you makes me smile,
Being with you is the best thing ever,
And loving you is what I’ll do forever..

All mornings are like Paintings:-
U need a little inspiration to get going,
a little smile to brighten up
& An SMS from someone who cares to color ur day…

I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose,
And then I looked at you,
And I kept looking at you,
For the rose isn’t as beautiful as you.

Wonderful Couples
in this World..

Heart & Beats..
Night & Moon..

Music & Songs..
Roses & Loves..

Fish & Water..

My SMS
&
Your SMILE..

If u drop me i ill break
if u hold me i ill shake
if u need me i ill hurry,
if u don’t call me i ill worry
if u hurt me i ill cry
but
if u leave me i ill die.

A candle may melt
and its fire may die,
but the love you have given me
will always stay as a flame in my heart.

A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,
White 2 ur teeth,
Pink colour 2 ur lips,
Silver colour 2 ur eyes,

So keep smiling
& enjoy the colours of life

Sweet raho CADBURY ki Tarah;
Fresh raho CLOSEUP ki tarah;
BEAUTIFUL raho Fair&Lovely ki tarah;
Tension free raho CHILD ki tarah;
aur smart raho MERI TARAH (H);

I know nothing lasts 4ever,
& may be we went 2 alawys stay 2gather,
But every smile & tear we share,
convinces me that memories of u &
me will last 4 the rest of my life..
Beyond 4ever.

Always draw a circle around the ones you love,never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.

RELATION is when someone hurts u,
n
u don’t hurts back

When someone shouts at u,
n
u don’t shout back.

BUT

when someone needs u,
u always come back…

Roses are famous for grace,
advocates are famous for case,
horses are famous for race,
but u r famou 4 your smile on ur face

In this WORLD,
where everything seems UNCERTAIN,
only one thing is DEFINITE.
You’ll always be my FRIEND,
beyond WORDS, beyond TIME
& beyond DISTANCE!

Simple Bye makes us cry,
Simple joke makes us Laugh,
Simple care makes us fall in Luv,
Simple Touch makes us feel better,
But I hope my simple MSG makes U smile!

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Saturday, November 17, 2007

Favourite sms to best friend

How many space is in your hear for me? OPTIONS : 100% then u call me. 90% Write a poem and send. 80% send SMS. 50% Miss call. 0% no response.

DONT WALK BEHIND ME I MAY NOT LEAD U , DONT WALK IN FRONT OF ME I MAY NOT FOLLOW U , SO WALK ALWAYS BESIDE ME SO THAT WE CAN WALK FOREVER BEING GOOD FREND.

Friendship is a language spoken by heart... not written on paper, not given by pledge... it is a promise renewed every time we meet.

Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!

Smile in pleasure & in pain, Smile when trouble pours like a rain, Smile when some1 hurts u, Smile bcoz some1 still wants 2 c u SMILING !!

Hey bhagwan, aaja pani paros, kamsekam ek kachaura paani bhariyos, jo malai call gardaina, tinko mobile tyasma dubos, na rahanechha phone, na ta bajnechha tone, na garnu parnechha kasailai ek call phone.

Friendship isn't ranked by whom we have known the longest, who came first or who cares the best. It's about who came and never left.

Eyes r parents, heart is lover, brain is teacher, brother n sisters r fingers but a loving friend is blood. So always keep flowing.

Memories sometimes behave in a crazy way. They leave u alone, when u are in a crowd & when u are alone they stand along with u like a crowd. Miss U!

A True Friends are not like a rain which pours and goes away, A true friend is like the Air, It is Sometimes silent but always around you...

To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U. ALWAYS

We can't own time to have long talks. We don't have nice chances for more laughs. But eventhough our worlds don't meet, I'll always be your good friend to keep.

Only the open heart receives LOVE
Only the open mind receives WISDOM
Only the open hand receives GIFTS
and...
Only the CUTE 1's receive MESSAGES From ME!

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Monday, October 29, 2007

Tihar sms, Diwali sms, Happy Deepawali !!!!

Ghar ma Laxmi ko baas hos, Satruko naas hos, Harek kamana fulfil hos, beer ko barsat hos Ani haatma 21 patti Taas hos. TIHAR KO SHUBHAKAMANA.

Let every joy ask LIGHT from u, Let every LIGHT ask LIFE from U, Let ur life b filled with immense LIGHT that even the sun ask LIGHT from U. HAVE A COLORFUL TIHAR.

Suji ko Roti,pyaj ka Aachar,
Surya Ko Kiran,Khushi ko Bahar,
Chandra Ko Chandi, Tapai ko Pyar,
Suvakamana tapai lai, Deepawali ko tihar

A Cup of hot hello, A plate of crispy wishes, a spoon of sweet smiles and A slice of great success Specially 4 U. .. Wish a very very HAPPY jhilimili tiHaR.

Sunaulo kadam ko sath aun laxmi je tapai ko dwar,
Sukha samridhi laun garnus mero suvakamana sweekar.

It is time to feel good, time 4 reunion, time 2 share happiness, time to feel being loved, time 2 show ur love, time 2 live for others and time to wish for peace. HAPPY DIWALI. cheeeeeers.

Har pal khusi rahos saath
Sadai muhar ma rahos tapai ko hasaien
Hamro tarfa bata tapai lai
Happy Depaawali

Wishing u a wonderful SUPER-DUPER, Zabardast, jhilimili, Xtra special ekdum mast n ekdum happy, bole to ekdum jhakaas … HAPPY DEEPAWALI.

This SMS will Xplode in 5 Secs.
5 ….
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"HAPPY DiWALI"

May ur happiness b as big as Ganeshji's ear, ur problem b as tiny as his mouse, ur LIFE b as long as his trunk n moments b as sweet as his Laddu. HAPPY COLORFUL TIHAR.

No sweet thoughs 2 forward No cute graphics to send, Just a CARING HEART SAYing HAPPY DIWALI. (((((((dyanng))))))

Specially for you- *BUMPER DIWALI OFFER* send me a beautiful sms & win:
1) 25 Lacs ki car ka photo.
2) 29" TV ka BOX.
3) Dubai jane wale plane ko TATA karne ka mauka.
4) Dharhara se jump karne ka do FREE TICKETS. aur
5) mere saath FREE DINNER wo v Aap ke ghar me.
HAPPY DIWALEEEE…."

With gleam of Diyas
And the Echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!

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Saturday, October 13, 2007

Dashain sms, Happy Bijaya Dashami, Festival wishes


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बिहानी उज्यालो लाई पर्खन्दै अन्धेरी रातमा रुमलिये पनि, झरणालाई नियालेर नि तिर्खाईमा तड्पिए पनि, सहसको बाटो परिवर्तण नहोस् यात्रा निरन्तार चलिरहोस हुरिबतासको लहर जति नै बेगले चले पनि, कर्मको दियो आटुट बलिरहोसयहि छ मेरो भावना, विजया दशमीको हार्दिक मङ्गलमय शुभकामना! शुभकामना!! शुभकामना!!!


Dashain au6 jan6, dasha naaos,
Tika lain6, khas6, bhagya nakhasos,
Jamara lain6 suk6, khushi nasukos,
Ping khelin6, chudin6, sambandhako dori nachudios.
HAPPY DASHAIN 2010

Thuloko aashis,
Saanoko maya,
Dashainko ramjham
sadhai rahi rahos.
Happy DASHAIN !!!


प्रचण्ड झैँ गफाडी नहुनु, गिरिजा झैँ घमण्डी नहुनु, माधव नेपाल झैँ दोधारे नहुनु, शेर बहादुर झैँ अनाडी नहुनु, सुर्य बहादुर झैँ सैतान नहुनु, ज्ञानेन्द्र झैँ लाचारि नहुनु, फोरम झैँ बिखण्ड…न कारी नहुनु, यहि छ मेरो भावना, विजया दशमीको हार्दिक मङ्गलमय शुभकामना।


टिका होस निधारमा, जमरा होस कानमा,खुसि छवोस परिवारमा, अनि शान्ती देशमा,दशैँमा खुसिनै खुसि बास होस सबै शत्रु हरुको नास होस । विजय दशमी को हार्दिक मंङगलमय शुभकामना!!!



Pani khojda beer bhetiyos, Dhara kholda wine bagos, Chicken khanda, sanpro paros, Mutton khanda, hyakula bhetos, Yehi nai “Dashain” ko shuvakamana.


हट्यो सारा हिलो मैलो, हरायो पानीको वर्षा,
भवानीको भयो पूजा चल्यो आनन्दको चर्चा,
जहाँ जाउँ उतै भन्छन्,
दशै आयो दशै आयो यही आनन्द चर्चाले सबै संकट बिर्सायो
यही आनन्द चर्चाले सबै संकट बिर्सायो I Happy Vijaya Dashain 2067

शुभकामना !! शुभकामना !!! दिर्घ, शान्ति र चएन शुखले छावस परिवार जनमा सधै सधै सुख शान्ति रहोस ।
हरपल हरक्षण परिवार एकैसाथ रहुन नटूटॉस , नछुटॉस माया र ममता सधैलाई ।
कहिले महसुस नहोस एक्लोपन मनमा माया छ जहा त्यहि छ जीवन ।
फुलो फलोस परिवार सुखमा दु:खले कहिलै प्रवेश नपावस । शान्ति छावस !
शान्ति छावस, यही छ मेरो वडा दशैको शुभकामना

टीका होस नीधार्मा,
जमरा होस कानमा,
सुख होस परीवार्मा,
शान्ती होस देश्मा,
पुरा होस मनोकामना,
यही छ वीजया डशमी 2067 को शुभकामना

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पानी खोज्दा बीयर भेटियोस,
धार खोल्दा वाइन बगोस,
चीकेन खादा, सा्प्रो परोस,
मटन खादा द्याकुला परोस,
यही छ वीजया डशमी 2067 को शुभकामना

घ्याम्पो-भरी रक्सी होस
नीधार्मा टीका होस
साथीभाइहरुसँग रमाइलो होस
हाथमा एक्का तीन होस ।
यही छ नया बर्ष 2067 को मंगलमय शुभकामना

दशैको पीङ जस्ताइ चन्चलता कायम रहोस्
चङ्गा झै उचाइ पुग्न पाओस
सदा देवीको आशीर्वाद रहुन
नीर्मल बनोस भावना
बीजया दशमी 2067 को यही छ मंगलमय शुभकामना

बीर्से हुन्छ ढुख पीडा अनी सारा ब्यथा
लीइ आयो सारा खुशी दशैहाम्रो साझा
बडादसैंको यही छ मेरो शुभकामना
छओस हर्ष र उमङ पुरा होउन मनोकामना
यही छ नया बर्ष 2067 को मंगलमय शुभकामना

घुमीफीरी आयो हेर बडा दशै हाम्रो
खुशीयाली बढी हेरौ त्यही हुन्छ राम्रो
भवानिको प्रशाद लीइ आषीष तीमी माग
बडा दशैको शुभ कामना सबै सामु राख
यही छ नया बर्ष 2067 को मंगलमय शुभकामना

पस्स होस्,सुन चन्दी को रास होस्,
हात म 21 पती को तास होस्,
घर मा मासु र बियर को बास होस्,
पुरा होस् मनोकामना,
यही छ नया बर्ष 2067 को मंगलमय शुभकामना

बिजया दशमी 2067 सालको हार्दिक मंगलमय शुभ-कामना ब्याक्त गर्दछु साथै श्री नवदुर्गा भवनिले हजुर र हजुरको सम्पूर्ण परिवारले आटेताकेको काम पुराहोस,कुबेरको जस्तो सम्पत्ति,राम चन्द्रको जस्तो मर्यादा पान्डबको जस्तो मित्रता चाडक्यको जस्तो बुद्दी सरस्वोतिको जस्तो बिद्या “HAPPY VIJAYA DASAMI


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टिका होस् निधार मा,
जमर होस् कान म,
सुख होस् परिवार म,
शान्ती होस् देश मा ,
9 दसैं म खुशी को बास होस्
सत्रु को नाश होस्,
हरेक परिक्षा मा पस्स होस्,
सुन चन्दी को रास होस्,
हात म 21 पती को तास होस्,
र घर मा मासु र बियर को बास होस्,
पुरा होस् मनोकामना,
यही छ विजय दशमी 2067 को शुभकामना………..

Wishing each one of you a very happy and prosperous dashain. May this year brings you lots and lots of happiness in life and fulfill all your dreams.

Memories of moments celebrated together…….
Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever…….
Make me Miss You even more this dashain Hope this dashain brings in Good Fortune & Abounding Happiness for you!
A warm DASHAIN wish for every happiness. May the warmth and splendor, that are a part of this auspicious occasion, fill your life with happiness and bright cheer, and bring to you joy and prosperity, for the whole year.

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A Cup of hot hello, A plate of crispy wishes, a spoon of sweet smiles and A slice of great success Specially 4 U. .. Wish a very very HAPPY BIJAYA DASHAMI

May ur happiness b as big as Ganeshji's ear, ur problem b as tiny as his mouse, ur LIFE b as long as his trunk n moments b as sweet as his Laddu. HAPPY PEACEFUL DASHAIN

Ghyampo-bhari raksi hos
nidharma tika hos
sathibhai haru sanga ramailo hos
hathma ekka ko trail hos. HAPPY DASHAIN.

Changa chait ramailo bhet
Khasiko rate masuko plate
Juwako khal chiurako thal
67 saal Dashain babbal
Happy Dashain

Three people are asking ur mobile no. with me.
I didn't give ur no but I gave home address to them.
They are coming at ur home in this Dashain.
They are Sukha, Shanti and Samriddhi.
Please welcome them. SUBHA DASHAIN. enjoy !!

It is time to feel good, time 4 reunion, time 2 share happiness, time to feel being loved, time 2 show ur love, time 2 live for others and time to wish for peace. HAPPY DASHAIN. cheeeeeers.

A RELAXED mind, A PEACEFUL soul, A JOYFUL spirit, A HEAL THY body, Be A Heartfull of Love, May U have all these Everyday. Happy Dashain!

Before the Golden Sun Rise,
let me decorate each of the Rays with Wishes of Success, prosperous and Happiness 4 u and 4 ur Family. HåpPY D@SH@iN

haजुरको घरमा धमिरा परोस्,प्रेममा बिछोड होस्,ज्यान सुकेर मुरली होस्,ब्यागमा एक सुक्का नहोस्,मनमा अशान्ती छाओस्,खानामा िझंगा परोस्,निन्द्रा नलागोस्,आँखा फुटोस्,कान बैरो होस्,ग्रलफेन्ड पोइला जाओस्,ब्याइफैन्डले सौता ल्याओस्,सधै कलह छाओस्,किरा परेर मर्न पर......ोस्,भनेर भन्ने हजुरको शत्रुको सत्यनाश होस् यहि नै मेरो बिजया दशमी तथा दिपावली 2067 को मंगलमय शुभ कामना

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Look Outside...
It's so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you...
Trees Dancing for you...
Birds singing for you...
Because I requested them All to wish You. HAPPY DASHAIN


Maulawos jindagi makhamali sari,
Muskurawos khusi sayapatri sari,
Chamkiwos naam nidhar ko tika sari,
Akhanda rahos udeshya puja ko diyo sari.
Wishing you and your family HAPPY DASHAIN 2010.

May ur happiness b as big as Ganeshji's ear, ur problem b as tiny as his mouse, ur LIFE b as long as his trunk n moments b as sweet as his Laddu. HAPPY VIJAYA DASHAMI 2067.

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Sunday, September 2, 2007

SMS ... Monkey Series .... ha ha haaaaaa......

Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry u’ll find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at u.

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No??? Quickly see your id card or driving license.

Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Tiger ..
BIRDs ...
Longoor ....
and...! U 2

Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we can t disturb our Boss...

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga..

apun dono ka dosti ekdum jhakas hona mangta hai,jhakas bole to...apun hira tu moti,apun sabji tu roti,apun pani tu tanki apun tarzan tu monkey

Dost kaha ho? Jaha ho wahi pe rehna.
3-4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna.
Tumhari jaan ko khatrra hai!
Bahar “BANDAR” pakadne wale ghoom rahe hai

Kati bhinna chann e dinharu
Timro aagaman bhaye dekhi
Kati ramailo chha yo mausam
timi zoo ma bashe dekhi

Chhora: daddy daddy aaja baadar herna jaun na!
Daddy: Ahile hoina babu, baadar ahile sms padhdai chha.........

3 monkeys escaped from the zoo.
One was caught playing football
The second was caught watching television
And the third............ No... No!! it's not YOU !!!
Tyasko ajhai pattra lageko chhaina.... Khoji jaari chha.

Timailai ma ke bhanau?
Phool bhanau bhane tyasma kanda chha
Chandrama bhanau bhane tyasma DAAG chaa
BAANDAR bhanau bhane tyasms DIMAAG chha.....

What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ? Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message.Choice is urs........

Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did it! Congrates!! Enjoy your day, and don't forget to smile!

1 - message - received - 1 - cute - person - sent - it - 1 - monkey - is - reading - it - 1 - monkey - is - angry - 1 - monkey - is - still - reading - 1 - monkey - wil 4ward - dis - msg - to - anodr - monkey !

Dil chahta hai tum se milne ko, tumhain daikhne ko. magar kia karon yeh stupid gate keeper kehta hai. " Aaj Zoo Band Rahay Ga "

why do monkeys love banana.... - oops i am so sorry ........ - thats your personal matter!

A psychological study prove that monkeys use thumbs to read messages. Dont change your finger, its too late now

Birds love you, monkeys love you, hippos love you, snakes love you, tortoise love you, giraffe loves you..... Please go back to ZOO, they all really miss U!

BE READY TO REPLY

Nepali sms series 1

Kati bhinna chann e dinharu
Timro aagaman bhaye dekhi
Kati ramailo chha yo mausam
timi zoo ma bashe dekhi

Mutuko majhma, hridayako pass ma
sapani ma pani aai natarshau raat ma

Yaad aayo bhane aakha banda nagarnu
Bhet bhayena bhane pani dukha namannu
Hami sadhai sangai hunu parchha bhanne chhaina
tara mitratako dhoka bhane kahile banda nagarnu

Timailai ma ke bhanau?
Phool bhanau bhane tyasma kanda chha
Chandrama bhanau bhane tyasma DAAG chaa
BAANDAR bhanau bhane tyasms DIMAAG chha.....

Chhora: daddy daddy aaja baadar herna jaun na!
Daddy: Ahile hoina babu, baadar ahile sms padhdai chha.........

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Some new Cute, Interesting and Funny SMS ....2

One song can spark a moment, One flower can wake the dream . One tree can start a forest. One sms can bring refreshment. So KEEEP smsing.

Alone i can only say but together we can shout, alone i can only smile but together we can laugh, alone i can only live but together we can celebrate.

Painting is a feeling never spoil it. FACE is a book try to read it. FRIENDSHIP is like a mirror don't break it.

DESTINY IS SIMPLY da strength of ur desires. If u cry at a trouble, it grows double, if u laught at it, it disappears like a bubble. Apply dis & u'll b happy/enjoy ur life.

The greatest GIFT u can give 2 sum 1 is ur Time becoz when u give sum1 ur time u R givin him a portion of ur Life. Ur beautiful thoughts alwz fills my mind.

Dur hai aap se to kuch gam nahi. Dur rahkar v Bhulne wale hum nahi. Roj mulakat na ho paye to kya hua, aapki yaad mulakat se kuch kam nahi...

Never say U r happy when u r sad. never say u r fine when u R not. Never say u feel good when u feel bad. Never say U r alone when I'm still alive.

U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind.I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!!

Jindagi behal hai, Sur hai na taal hai.,Msgbox kangal hai, kya aapki sms factory me hadtaal hai, Kuch SMS bhejo, mere mobile ki jindagi ka sawal HAI.

LOVE speaks in tender voice but is heard inspite of the noise. Love sees simple beauty and finds every1 worthy.

Dunya main sirf teen tarah kay log khush naseeb hotey hai (1) Woh jinhay sacha pyar milta hai (2) woh jinhay acha Yaar milta hai (3) woh jinhay mera sms bar baar milta hai Only 4 U.

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. Nevr frown, even when u r sad Bcoz u nevr know who is fallin in love with ur smile.

Dimaag k liye, orange ka juice, aankhe k liye, carrot k juice. Sehat k liye banana ka juice, khush rehene k liye sms kar kanjus.

If i give U a dozen of roses… And u ask why there r no thrones, I would just smile, show my bleeding hand n say .. I took them away so that u won't get hurt.

Moon said to me, if ur fren is not messaging u why don't u leave ur fren. I looked at moon n said does ur sky ever leave u when U don't shine.

Ur eyes Patakha, UR LIPS rocket, ur ears chakra, ur smile Fuljadi, ur STYLE ANAR, ur personality bomb. Are nikal le, i'm coming with "CANDLE".

Give laugh to all but smile to 1 give cheeks to all but lips to 1 Gie love to all but heart 2 one, let everbdy lov u but U love 1.

Na hotel me na bar me, Na bike me na car me, ajki raat gujergay sirf tumare sms ki intajar me.

I send my care 2 to the wind n told the wind 2 pass them to U. So when u feel the wind blowin against ur face its me saying take care & Always be fit & happy.

If u feel a little dizzy and u r craving for something sweet all the time . U r suffering from a defficiency of VITAMIN :ME:.

Life brings "KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GUM" when it ends "NA TUM JANO NA HUM" So lets 'MASTI" together who knows "KAL HO NA HO".

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Some Cute, Interesting and Funny sms ...1

What makes some people dearer is not just da happines tha u feel feel when u meet them but also da pain u feel when u miss them.

Search for a perfect guy is like search for dinasours. Do u know why? Simple, Becoz they don't exists.

I heard some1 whisper ur name, but when i turnd around to C who it was, I notice i was alone, then i realized it was my heart teling me that i miss U.

Tera bahot memory aa reli thi, teri yaad mein kalam uthai, tera jhakkas tasbir banayi, socha tha, us tasbir ko sine mein lagake rakhunga, par ky bidhu, who to bhooton ko bhagane kaam aayi

Dil dil se juda nahi hota, u hi kisi pe fida nahi hota, PYAr se bada dosti k rista hota hai kyunki dost kavi bebafa nahi hote hai.

Darte hain AAG se kahi jal na jayein, Darte hain khwaab se kahi tut na jayein, Par sbse jyada darte hain tum se kahi tum hamein bhul na jayein.

Yaad hum bhi aapko karte hain, yaad aap bhi hume karte hai, Fark sirf itna hain, hum yaad aane pe sms karte hain aur aap sms ane pe yaad karte hai

A raindrop may look 2 small 2 eyes but somewhere a thirsty flower awaits its fall. A small sms may seem 2 small 2 u but somewhere a heart smile when it receives ur sms. So keep SMSing.

Aapse milneka mann kiya tha, mannko samjhadiya, dil tadapne laga, usko v beheladiya. aakhe ro padi unko chup karadiya lekin aab sansein keherahi hain i miss u, kya uskovi rok du?

No Shadows 2 Depress U, Only Joys 2 Surround U,Many FrieNds 2 LoveU,God Himself 2 BlessU,These r my Wishes 4U,2day 2morow & Everyday 2 u !!

Fulo ki mehek ko churaya nahi jata, suraj ki kirno ko chhupaya nahi jata, kitne v dur raho a dost tum, dosti me aap jaisa dost ko bhulaya nahi jata.

Jivan mein paisa, pyar aur dosti sab aate hai jate hai, par tute hue daant wapas nahi ate hai. Samajhdar ho, ummed hai sms bhejte rahoge.

Sometime i dont say hi, sometime i dont reply, sometime i dont msg u, but it doesn't mean i 4get u, it means im givin u time 2 miss me n 2 miss u. Goodday!

Har kadam pe imtihaan leti hai zindagi, har waqt naye sadme deti hai zindagi, hum zindagi se sikwa kaise kare ki aap saa pyaara dost bhi to deti hai zindagi.

Subah sahm hum tumko yaad kiya karte hain, sitaron mein tumhe dekha karte hain, magar hamare sapno mein kabhi mat aana coz hamein bhooton se bahut darr lagta hai!

Yeh kis tarah yaad aa rahe ho, Ankhe band hai fir v nazar aa rahe ho, najane kyon easa lagta hai, saamne khade ho aur sING hila rahe ho!! Abuiii

1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME… just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

Dost mere marne ke baad aansu na bahaana Jab yaah aaye meri, to seedhe upar hi chale aana.

Dont keep da special 1 in ur eyes they may fall as tears, keep them in ur heart so that evry heartbeat remind u that there is 1 4 u.

Goodnight .... SWEET dreams

Close ur eyes & imagine : Chand ka bed, taaron ki razai aur phoolon ka takiya! Bahot ho gaya swweet dreams. Now come back 2 earth & sleep on ur Khatia. Gud nite.

No matter the sky is black or blue, no matter there's stars or moon, as long as ur heart is true, sweet dreams will alwz b with U. Good Nite.

Hellow moon, dim ur light,..... Hi wind, breez soft .... Hello earth spin gently ... coz my sweet fren is going 2 sleep ....... Gudnight .... Sweet dreams.

As the days turns into night, keep ur worries out of sight! No matter how tough the world seem, u still deserve "Sweetest dream" Good night.

I wish moon alwyz b full & bright, & u alwyz b cool & right, whenever u go 2 switch off da light remember that i'm saying u gudnite my dear. Sweet dreams!!

On this cold cold nite,in My small small ROOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of YouR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe! Sweet dreams.

As u go 2 bed 2night, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight. I told some ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r alryt, i'LL ask the dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight..

Welcome aboard2 "Sweet Dreams" airline, all passengers on bed, hug ur pillows as the flight will be leaving soon 2dream land. Enjoy ur time ;) G'NITE!

Andheri sadak, sunsan kabristan, sooni haveli, kala aasman, bijlo kadki aaya toofan, raat ho gayi hai, soja saitan. Goodnite

I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so juz wanna wish u good nite.......

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Funny ..... Flirty ...... Teasing ...SMSing

Ye kis tarah yaad aa rahe ho,
Aankhe band hai fir v nazar aa rahe ho,
Najane kyon aisa lagta hai,
samne khade ho aur sing hila rahe ho! Abhyui

January to december
sunday to saturday
Am to Pm
My feelings for u have never changed…….
u….
R….
always….
a HEADACHE to me !!!!

If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two woman.

The wise never marry.
And when they marry they become otherwise.

3 dost the kallu, billu, aur ulloo. Kallu 7th mein padh raha hai, billu 5th main padh raha hai, aur ullo sms padh raha hai.

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

Dost kaha ho? Jaha ho wahi pe rehna.
3-4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna.
Tumhari jaan ko khatrra hai!
Bahar “BANDAR” pakadne wale ghoom rahe hai

Subah ko haste ho,
Sham ko haste ho,
Raat ko haste ho,
Aate time haste ho,
Jate time haste ho,
Kay samajte ho,
Aap akele hi brush karte ho.

Aaj ek zindagi aur jee lo,
Aaj ek sapna aur dekh lo,
Aaj thori khushi aur bant lo,
Aaj ek sms aur kar lo,
Aaj bas aaj, kya pata kal balance ho na ho.

I have a confession to make
ever since i met u its been hard for me to 4get u
every night i see u in my dreams
and find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST

Good Time
Bad Time
Day Time
Work Time
Off Time
Night Time
Happy Time
Sad Time
Sleep Time
KISI BHI Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai

Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.

PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

Hurry up, Fill in the blanks with “HAAN” or “NAHIN”
1. ______ main insaan nahin hoon.
2. ______ main hi chor hoon.
3. ______ mera koi ilaz nahin hai.
4. ______ main hi idiot hoon
Let me see who is brave !!!

Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat,
Sweet words r nice 2 say,
But sweet people r really hard 2 find.
My goodness, how did U manage 2 find me!!!

No matter how high the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU….
They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS

SMS karne main kitna maza aata hai,
lekin dil ghabrata hai,
kyunke balance jata hai,
lekin asal maza tab aata hai,
jab kanjoos logon se SMS ka jawab aata hai…

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Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Romantic Love SMS

Where words fail, action speaks. Where action fails, eyes speak. Where eyes fail, tears speak. And where everything fails, LOVE SPEAKS!

U r the reason I wake up in the morning, u r the reason I find a way to smile, u r the person who can change everything around when it's going bad. Luv U

Love is what I see in ur smile. Luv is what I feel in every touch u give. Luv is what I hear in every word u say. Luv is what we share everyday. Luv U!

Don't search luv, let luv find u. It's called falling in luv, coz u don't force urself to fall, u just fall and there will be someone to catch U

Luv doesn't ask who r u? Luv only says u r mine. Luv doesn't ask where r u from? Luv only says U live in my heart. Luv doesn't ask what do u do? Luv only says U make my heart beat. Luv doesn't ask why r u far away? Luv only says u r always with me. Luv doesn't ask Do u love me? Luv only says I LUV U.

In life Luv is never planned nor does it happen for a reason. But when Luv is real, it becomes ur Plan for life and ur reason for living.

Golden Facts of Life:-When someone loves U, u don't realise it...When U realise it, it's too late... U always luv the one who leaves U & leave the one who loves U.

Monday, April 30, 2007

TEASING / RUDE SMS he he heee

If U sneeze once, Think I’m remembering you. If you sneeze twice, Think I want to Meet U. If U sneeze thrice, Think I’m Missing You. 4th Time, Fool Take A Tablet !

Subah sahm hum tumko yaad kiya karte hain, sitaron mein tumhe dekha karte hain, magar hamare sapno mein kabhi mat aana coz hamein bhooton se bahut darr lagta hai!

1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME… just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

Dost mere marne ke baad aansu na bahaana Jab yaah aaye meri, to seedhe upar hi chale aana.


Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 “world peace”. That’s impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said “Let me try world peace”

Tera bahot memory aa reli thi, teri yaad mein kalam uthai, tera jhakkas tasbir banayi, socha tha, tere us tasbir ko heart mein lagake rakhega, par kya bidhu, woh to bhooton ko bhagane kaam aayi.Bole to ......

I put my dog out of da window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting "TWINS" "TWINS" he he heeee

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga..

Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.

Why do U think I SMS u ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ? Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It’s b’coz… Timepass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye !

BUMPER OFFER Send me sms & win10 lak ki car ka photo,29″ tv ka box,Dubai jane wale plane ko TA-TA karne ka mokaaur,hmare sath DINNER,woh bhi aap k ghar per

EYES to look at you. HAND to pray for you. MIND to remember you. HEART to love you AND AND AND AND AND LEGS to kick YOU.. If you forget me… !! GOT IT!!!

See the sky you will see Gods face, see the rain you will dance once again, see the moon you will see the depth of lake. See the mirror and youll see the God's cutest mistake.


NEWARI SMS

Chhanta ji chhu dhyau?
Swa: dhyau dhasa uke ka: du.
Timila dhyau dhasa uke daag du.
Maakka dhyau dhasa uke dimaag du.
Chhu dhyau chhuu chyau ka

Mistapi: maroosha college bekkaar ka
chi maroosha tarkari bekkaar ka
timila madoosha sky bekkaar ka
Chha hey maroosha choo dhai woh "ZOO" bekkaar ka .................... hee he heeee

Aakash ye chwoya chhangu naa:
Phey waya bywekala ............
Bei: chwoya chhangu naa:
waa: waya chhwaikala ...........
Nuga dune chwoya chhangu naa:
Baimaannnn .......... heart attack wala: .........

Saayari kane ji masa swo pasapi, Kanigu jiu bani ye maru,
Saayari kane ji masa swo pasapi, Kanigu jiu bani ye maru,
Kanaa jaka na chu pai thana, Baalapi nani ye maru

Nhhila nhhila swan: dhaka biusha
Chhka nikka kan na laya ya:
Nhhyanble nappa chwonipinsa na
Chhka nikka dhwon laya ya:

Khalligu tuyugu bhoten: chhen cho sa jiu men cho sa jiu
Byaha mayapin mayju ta chhin so sa jiu ji so sa jiu...

Swayagu mann jula rey:
Chhanta chhaka ha:kana:
Lumanti wala chhangu kwa .........
he he hah hahee hee hee heee e heee haaa ahah hah haa .......
Chhangu kwa lumanti wala ki nhhili maste woi..aa-gathiya

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BEST SMS to ur BEST FRIEND

If i cud pull down the rainbow i wud write ur name & put it in the sky to let evbody know how colorful is my life with a fren like U !!

Yaad hum bhi aapko karte hain, yaad aap bhi hume karte hai, Fark sirf itna hain, hum yaad aane pe sms karte hain aur aap sms ane pe yaad karte hai

A raindrop may look 2 small 2 eyes but somewhere a thirsty flower awaits its fall. A small sms may seem 2 small 2 u but somewhere a heart smile when it receives ur sms. So keep SMSing.

Aapse milneka mann kiya tha, mannko samjhadiya, dil tadapne laga, usko v beheladiya. aakhe ro padi unko chup karadiya lekin aab sansein keherahi hain i miss u, kya uskovi rok du?

No Shadows 2 Depress U, Only Joys 2 Surround U,Many FrieNds 2 LoveU,God Himself 2 BlessU,These r my Wishes 4U,2day 2morow & Everyday 2 u !! Good morning

Fulo ki mehek ko churaya nahi jata, suraj ki kirno ko chhupaya nahi jata, kitne v dur raho a dost tum, dosti me aap jaisa dost ko bhulaya nahi jata.

Sometime i dont say hi, sometime i dont reply, sometime i dont msg u, but it doesn't mean i 4get u, it means im givin u time 2 miss me n 2 miss u. Goodday!

Har kadam pe imtihaan leti hai zindagi, har waqt naye sadme deti hai zindagi, hum zindagi se sikwa kaise kare ki aap saa pyaara dost bhi to deti hai zindagi.

Dont keep da special 1 in ur eyes they may fall as tears, keep them in ur heart so that evry heartbeat remind u that there is 1 4 u.

Everyone hears wat u say
Friends Listen to u wat u say
best friend listen to u wat u dont say.....

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GOODNIGHT SMS ..... sweet dreams

Hellow moon, dim ur light,..... Hi wind, breez soft .... Hello earth spin gently ... coz my sweet fren is going 2 sleep ....... Gudnight .... Sweet dreams.

I wish moon alwyz b full & bright, & u alwyz b cool & right, whenever u go 2 switch off da light remember that i'm saying u gudnite. Sweet dreams!!

On this cold cold nite,in My small small ROOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of YouR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe!

As u go 2 bed 2night, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight. I told some ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r alryt, i'LL ask the dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight..

I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so juz wanna wish u good nite.......

Welcome aboard2 "Sweet Dreams" airline, all passengers on bed, hug ur pillows as the flight will be leaving soon 2dream land. Enjoy ur time ;) G'NITE!

Andheri sadak, sunsan kabristan, sooni haveli, kala aasman, bijlo kadki aaya toofan, raat ho gayi hai, soja saitan. Goodnite


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Wednesday, April 25, 2007

TAPORI SMS ..... MUNNA BHAI STYLE @@@

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,Bhai ka khopdi bahot tight he,Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender…Circuit Bhai.!

Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai ,Maardalegi kya?Dil dena hai to de, Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?

Tera bahot memory aa rela tha,Itna tem ho gela hai,tere ko dekha bhi nai,Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,miss to karega

Kya re!Aasmani kabutar!Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos…

Wishing You A Wonderful Super-Duper - ZabardastXtra-Badiya - Xtra SpecialEkdum Mast n HappyBole To Ekdum Jhakaas*Happy New Year*

Kya mast air chal raele hai cow log grass eat kar raele haidog log bark bark kar raele haiShaane log SMS kar raele haiDHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai.

Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai..Apun ko reply karneko majbur karta hai..Kya iske peeche koi plan hai..Ya auro ki tarah tum bhi apun ka fan hai..

Munna bhai: Abe circuite bata, agar bina dato ka kutta kate to kya karne ka?
Circuit: simple he na bhai, bole to bina sui k 14 injection lagane ka.

God puchha “kidhar jaane ka maangta?”Swarg ya narak? Apun bola narak. Maloom kyon?Tum saala dost log udharich milega.Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga.

Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa?Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!

Apun dono ka dosti 1dum jhakz hona mangta hai,Jhakz bole to,apun hira 2 moti,Apun sabji 2 roti,apun pani 2 tanki,Apun tarzan 2 monkey.

Apun ek sher bolega,Choro Taraf Chand fenkrela hai light, Boleto ho gayeli hai night, Band karne ka tube light, Aur soneka tight, Bole to, Bye Good Night..

Subha ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,dopahar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya,sham ko bhi yaad aayi aur heart ne attack kiya,aur apun ne fauran sms kiya.



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Sunday, March 25, 2007

Best of Cute Sms

Love always has its "errors." Sometimes, we try to "refresh", then realize that it's best to "shutdown." But the hardest part is to "restart" your life and "reformat" your heart!

If we fall in love because someone makes us laugh, what happens when we no longer find them funny? If we fall in love because someone is beautiful, what happens when that beauty fades? If we fall in love because someone can provide for us, what happens when they lose their wealth? Because love defies all reasons, when you truly love someone, you just can't find a reason, you just do.

Why do I text you? It's my choice. It's my way of saying I remember you. Why do I remember you? It's my choice. It proves that I care. Why do I care? I don't know, it's not my choice but my heart's.

I want my eyes to be your eyes so you could see how wonderful you are, I want my heart to be your heart so you could feel how much you mean to me, and I want my ear to be your ear so you could hear me whisper "I love you."

We are like pencils, the best part in us is inside, we make marks as we touch other's lives. when we make mistakes, we can erase and we become better as we are sharpened.

You may have someone in your heart and in your mind, you may have someone in your dreams and someone in your life but I am your someone when you have no one.


Saturday, February 17, 2007

BEST OF MISSING YOU SMS

Message: * some text missing* Sender:* Name Missing * *Number Missing *Sent: * Date missing * Missing U a lot thats y everything is missing....

I MISS YOU in every beats of heart,
In every blink of my eyes,
In every second of Time and...
In every moment of the Day !

Good Time,Bad Time,Day Time,Night Time,Work Time,Off Time,Happy Time,Sad Time,Sleep Time,In the Mean Time...I MISS YOU all the Time

There's no Special reason for this msg, I juz wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.

A B C D
E F G H
I J K L
M N O P
Q R S T
__V W X Y Z
have I missed
something?
yes..
i missed "U"

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

BEST OF LOVE SMS

I just close my eyes because I might see your face. I just close my mouth because I might hear your voice. I just close my ears because I might hear of you, but I could not close my heart because I love you.

Once Upon a Time, Something Happened To me, It was the Sweetest Thing, that ever could be. It was a Fantasy. A dream Come True. It was the Day I Met You

EK Rose unke liye jo milte nahin Roz Roz,magar Yaad aate hai....HAR ROZ...

Heart Can Skip Beats 4 a While
Memories can be kept in a file
A desert can replace the Nile .. But...
Nothing can stop a smile…
when ur name appears on my mobile.

It's amazing how you can speak right to my heart
Without saying a word, you can light up the dark
The smile on your face lets me know that you need me
There's a truth in your eyes saying you'll never leave me
The touch of your hand says you'll catch me when ever I fall
You say it best..when you say nothing at all

Somewhere, some1 dreams of your smile & finds your presence in life so worthwhile. So when your lonely, remember its true that some1, somewhere, is thinking of u.

Shortest word is I.
Sweetest word is LOVE.
Cutest person is U.

Found!
Loading....

10%

30%

100%
Done!
You Are SUCCESSFULLY
LOADED IN MY HEART

The only shelter I find in this big world is your heart.
For the world, you are someone...But for someone you are the world...!!

Without Love -- dayz are: "Sadday, moanday, tearsday, wasteday, thirstday, frightday, shatterday... so be in Luv everyday... Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day

Sun shines in the day...Moon shines in the night...!
But you shine in my heart every day and night...!!

We do not love people because they are beautiful,
But they seem beautiful to us because we love them...!

Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I...
Love...
Disturbing you...

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

Trying to forget someone you loved is like trying to remember someone you never knew.

Dance like no one's watching; sing like no one's listening; love like you can't get hurt, and live like there's no tomorrow.

If I am right, if I can be, constant and faithful, you'll find me, in my devotion.

Don't love 1, don't love 2, but love the 1 who loves you.

Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind!

Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!

No words to say, no words to convey, this feeling inside I have for u.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

BEST OF FLIRT SMS

· u r someone i don't want to lose... - u r someone i won't forget... - u r someone who is special to me... - u - r - wat's - ur - name - i - forgot?

· bhagwan se paani manga, sagar diya; phool manga, bagicha diya; hawa mangi, hawa mahal diya; paisa manga, to aapka number diya!

· Andheri sadak sunsan kabristan sooni haveli kala aasman ,bijli kadki aaya toofan , raat ho gayi soja shaitan.Good Night.

· wouldntyoufinditreallyannoyingifsomeoneyouknowsent uamessagewithnospacesand youtookagestofigureitoutonlytorealisethatitwasmeanttoirritateyou.

· hi, wats up... listen can i get a picture of urs?... the thing is that i have started a new hobby of collecting photographs of natural disasters!

· Galileo: great mind. - einstein: genius mind. - newton: extraordinary mind. - bill gates: brillant mind. - me: master mind. - you: never mind!

· baap ne kaha ghar chhod do, ma ne kaha paro chhod do, paro ne kaha sharab chhod do, chndrmuki ne kaha timepass karna chhod do, ek din tum kahoge sms bhejna chhod do.
· dear god, please make sure all those people who don't care to call or sms me, lose their mobile...
· think positive... look at the world as 1 huge chocolate cake. it would not be complete without a few sweets & nuts. sweets like me & nuts like you!!!
· kya bindas hawa chal reli hain, bird log gana ga reli hain, shyane log sms kar rele hain, dhakan log sms padh rele hain
· Andhe ke hath me "TORCH", Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",Gunge ke hath me "MIKE", AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"WAH WAH Kya zamana Aaya hai!!!****
· Money can buy a house not a home, a bed but not sleep, medicine but not health. Money is dirty, it only causes pain & suffering. Send mé all ür money & b happy

· teachar: kal tum school kyun nahi aaye? student: gir gaya tha aur lag gayi. teacher: kaha gir gaya aur kya lag gayi? student: palang par gir gaya aur aakh lag gayi.
· Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho,Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho, wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho,aur wo cell hi kya jisme hamara SMS na ho...
· 5 gr8tst wds : - i dnt wna lose u - 4 pleasnt wds : - i care for u - 3 sweet wds : - i miss u - 2 gr8ful wds : - thank you - 1 importnt wd : - you
Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good, nobody is ur best fr, nobody is happy with u.... dont cry.......my name is nobody

Dil chahta hai tum se milne ko, tumhain daikhne ko. magar kia karon yeh stupid gate keeper kehta hai. " Aaj Zoo Band Rahay Ga "

Life is like a MOVIE... If u r sad – DRAMA, If u r afraid – SUSPENSE, If u r angry – ACTION, When u Luk at the mirror – HORROR, Now u r smilling - that's COMEDY

How 2 grow up a baby 2 make it absolutly charming, smart, good looking, cute, funny, truthful & an extremly intelligent kid ??? Ask my parents...

LADKIYAN nahi to college bekar,Sugar nahi to Coffee bekaar,Love nahi to Life bekaar, Moon nahi to Sky bekaar.aur Tum nahi to....Zoo bekaar

Stars+moon =romantic nights
Birds+sky =lovely day
Forest+animals =beautiful world
you+your smile Yeahhhh..The MUMMY Returns..

Think well, Plan well, Do well, Sleep well, Play well, Laugh well and Put ur mobile also into well, Bcoz ur not Messaging me Well

I ve written nice poem 4 you.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star..
you should Know What you R..
& Once you Know What you R..
Mental Hospital is not So Far

My friend, the best quality that I like about u is that, U R very sentimental .... 10% Senti and 90% Mental..!

Earth may stop Rotating, Birds may stop Flying, Candles may stop Melting, Fishes may stop Swimming, Heart may stop Beating, But your Brain will never start working!

no visits.......... no calls........... no missed calls........ no sms\'s............ no mails............... no chat............ i m worried..........u r in jail again???

so sweet ur smile??? so sweet is urstyle??? so sweet is ur voice??? so sweet r ur eyes??
see how sweetly i lie.



BEST OF MUNNA BHAI CIRCUIT JOKES

MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai? MAMU: B.A. MUNNA BHAI: Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?

PROFESSOR: Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho? MUNNA BHAI: Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai. PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais? MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

CIRCUIT: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI: Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT: Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko. MUNNA BHAI: Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega. CIRCUIT: Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

CIRCUIT : Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT : Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega

MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU : Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI : Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.
MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hai.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
CIRCUIT :Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
SHORT CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

PRINCIPAL : Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI : Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu.