BEST OF LOVE SMS

I just close my eyes because I might see your face. I just close my mouth because I might hear your voice. I just close my ears because I might hear of you, but I could not close my heart because I love you.

Once Upon a Time, Something Happened To me, It was the Sweetest Thing, that ever could be. It was a Fantasy. A dream Come True. It was the Day I Met You

EK Rose unke liye jo milte nahin Roz Roz,magar Yaad aate hai....HAR ROZ...

Heart Can Skip Beats 4 a While
Memories can be kept in a file
A desert can replace the Nile .. But...
Nothing can stop a smile…
when ur name appears on my mobile.

It's amazing how you can speak right to my heart
Without saying a word, you can light up the dark
The smile on your face lets me know that you need me
There's a truth in your eyes saying you'll never leave me
The touch of your hand says you'll catch me when ever I fall
You say it best..when you say nothing at all

Somewhere, some1 dreams of your smile & finds your presence in life so worthwhile. So when your lonely, remember its true that some1, somewhere, is thinking of u.

Shortest word is I.
Sweetest word is LOVE.
Cutest person is U.

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The only shelter I find in this big world is your heart.
For the world, you are someone...But for someone you are the world...!!

Without Love -- dayz are: "Sadday, moanday, tearsday, wasteday, thirstday, frightday, shatterday... so be in Luv everyday... Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day

Sun shines in the day...Moon shines in the night...!
But you shine in my heart every day and night...!!

We do not love people because they are beautiful,
But they seem beautiful to us because we love them...!

Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I...
Love...
Disturbing you...

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

Trying to forget someone you loved is like trying to remember someone you never knew.

Dance like no one's watching; sing like no one's listening; love like you can't get hurt, and live like there's no tomorrow.

If I am right, if I can be, constant and faithful, you'll find me, in my devotion.

Don't love 1, don't love 2, but love the 1 who loves you.

Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind!

Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!

No words to say, no words to convey, this feeling inside I have for u.

BEST OF FLIRT SMS

· u r someone i don't want to lose... - u r someone i won't forget... - u r someone who is special to me... - u - r - wat's - ur - name - i - forgot?

· bhagwan se paani manga, sagar diya; phool manga, bagicha diya; hawa mangi, hawa mahal diya; paisa manga, to aapka number diya!

· Andheri sadak sunsan kabristan sooni haveli kala aasman ,bijli kadki aaya toofan , raat ho gayi soja shaitan.Good Night.

· wouldntyoufinditreallyannoyingifsomeoneyouknowsent uamessagewithnospacesand youtookagestofigureitoutonlytorealisethatitwasmeanttoirritateyou.

· hi, wats up... listen can i get a picture of urs?... the thing is that i have started a new hobby of collecting photographs of natural disasters!

· Galileo: great mind. - einstein: genius mind. - newton: extraordinary mind. - bill gates: brillant mind. - me: master mind. - you: never mind!

· baap ne kaha ghar chhod do, ma ne kaha paro chhod do, paro ne kaha sharab chhod do, chndrmuki ne kaha timepass karna chhod do, ek din tum kahoge sms bhejna chhod do.
· dear god, please make sure all those people who don't care to call or sms me, lose their mobile...
· think positive... look at the world as 1 huge chocolate cake. it would not be complete without a few sweets & nuts. sweets like me & nuts like you!!!
· kya bindas hawa chal reli hain, bird log gana ga reli hain, shyane log sms kar rele hain, dhakan log sms padh rele hain
· Andhe ke hath me "TORCH", Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",Gunge ke hath me "MIKE", AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"WAH WAH Kya zamana Aaya hai!!!****
· Money can buy a house not a home, a bed but not sleep, medicine but not health. Money is dirty, it only causes pain & suffering. Send mé all ür money & b happy

· teachar: kal tum school kyun nahi aaye? student: gir gaya tha aur lag gayi. teacher: kaha gir gaya aur kya lag gayi? student: palang par gir gaya aur aakh lag gayi.
· Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho,Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho, wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho,aur wo cell hi kya jisme hamara SMS na ho...
· 5 gr8tst wds : - i dnt wna lose u - 4 pleasnt wds : - i care for u - 3 sweet wds : - i miss u - 2 gr8ful wds : - thank you - 1 importnt wd : - you
Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good, nobody is ur best fr, nobody is happy with u.... dont cry.......my name is nobody

Dil chahta hai tum se milne ko, tumhain daikhne ko. magar kia karon yeh stupid gate keeper kehta hai. " Aaj Zoo Band Rahay Ga "

Life is like a MOVIE... If u r sad – DRAMA, If u r afraid – SUSPENSE, If u r angry – ACTION, When u Luk at the mirror – HORROR, Now u r smilling - that's COMEDY

How 2 grow up a baby 2 make it absolutly charming, smart, good looking, cute, funny, truthful & an extremly intelligent kid ??? Ask my parents...

LADKIYAN nahi to college bekar,Sugar nahi to Coffee bekaar,Love nahi to Life bekaar, Moon nahi to Sky bekaar.aur Tum nahi to....Zoo bekaar

Stars+moon =romantic nights
Birds+sky =lovely day
Forest+animals =beautiful world
you+your smile Yeahhhh..The MUMMY Returns..

Think well, Plan well, Do well, Sleep well, Play well, Laugh well and Put ur mobile also into well, Bcoz ur not Messaging me Well

I ve written nice poem 4 you.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star..
you should Know What you R..
& Once you Know What you R..
Mental Hospital is not So Far

My friend, the best quality that I like about u is that, U R very sentimental .... 10% Senti and 90% Mental..!

Earth may stop Rotating, Birds may stop Flying, Candles may stop Melting, Fishes may stop Swimming, Heart may stop Beating, But your Brain will never start working!

no visits.......... no calls........... no missed calls........ no sms\'s............ no mails............... no chat............ i m worried..........u r in jail again???

so sweet ur smile??? so sweet is urstyle??? so sweet is ur voice??? so sweet r ur eyes??
see how sweetly i lie.

BEST OF MUNNA BHAI CIRCUIT JOKES

MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai? MAMU: B.A. MUNNA BHAI: Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?

PROFESSOR: Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho? MUNNA BHAI: Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai. PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais? MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

CIRCUIT: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI: Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT: Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko. MUNNA BHAI: Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega. CIRCUIT: Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

CIRCUIT : Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT : Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega

MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU : Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI : Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.
MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hai.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
CIRCUIT :Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
SHORT CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

PRINCIPAL : Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI : Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu.