· bhagwan se paani manga, sagar diya; phool manga, bagicha diya; hawa mangi, hawa mahal diya; paisa manga, to aapka number diya!
· Andheri sadak sunsan kabristan sooni haveli kala aasman ,bijli kadki aaya toofan , raat ho gayi soja shaitan.Good Night.
· wouldntyoufinditreallyannoyingifsomeoneyouknowsent uamessagewithnospacesand youtookagestofigureitoutonlytorealisethatitwasmeanttoirritateyou.
· hi, wats up... listen can i get a picture of urs?... the thing is that i have started a new hobby of collecting photographs of natural disasters!
· Galileo: great mind. - einstein: genius mind. - newton: extraordinary mind. - bill gates: brillant mind. - me: master mind. - you: never mind!
· baap ne kaha ghar chhod do, ma ne kaha paro chhod do, paro ne kaha sharab chhod do, chndrmuki ne kaha timepass karna chhod do, ek din tum kahoge sms bhejna chhod do.
· dear god, please make sure all those people who don't care to call or sms me, lose their mobile...
· think positive... look at the world as 1 huge chocolate cake. it would not be complete without a few sweets & nuts. sweets like me & nuts like you!!!
· kya bindas hawa chal reli hain, bird log gana ga reli hain, shyane log sms kar rele hain, dhakan log sms padh rele hain
· Andhe ke hath me "TORCH", Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",Gunge ke hath me "MIKE", AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"WAH WAH Kya zamana Aaya hai!!!****
· Money can buy a house not a home, a bed but not sleep, medicine but not health. Money is dirty, it only causes pain & suffering. Send mé all ür money & b happy
· teachar: kal tum school kyun nahi aaye? student: gir gaya tha aur lag gayi. teacher: kaha gir gaya aur kya lag gayi? student: palang par gir gaya aur aakh lag gayi.
· Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho,Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho, wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho,aur wo cell hi kya jisme hamara SMS na ho...
· 5 gr8tst wds : - i dnt wna lose u - 4 pleasnt wds : - i care for u - 3 sweet wds : - i miss u - 2 gr8ful wds : - thank you - 1 importnt wd : - you
Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good, nobody is ur best fr, nobody is happy with u.... dont cry.......my name is nobody
Dil chahta hai tum se milne ko, tumhain daikhne ko. magar kia karon yeh stupid gate keeper kehta hai. " Aaj Zoo Band Rahay Ga "
Life is like a MOVIE... If u r sad – DRAMA, If u r afraid – SUSPENSE, If u r angry – ACTION, When u Luk at the mirror – HORROR, Now u r smilling - that's COMEDY
How 2 grow up a baby 2 make it absolutly charming, smart, good looking, cute, funny, truthful & an extremly intelligent kid ??? Ask my parents...
LADKIYAN nahi to college bekar,Sugar nahi to Coffee bekaar,Love nahi to Life bekaar, Moon nahi to Sky bekaar.aur Tum nahi to....Zoo bekaar
Stars+moon =romantic nights
Birds+sky =lovely day
Forest+animals =beautiful world
you+your smile Yeahhhh..The MUMMY Returns..
Think well, Plan well, Do well, Sleep well, Play well, Laugh well and Put ur mobile also into well, Bcoz ur not Messaging me Well
I ve written nice poem 4 you.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star..
you should Know What you R..
& Once you Know What you R..
Mental Hospital is not So Far
My friend, the best quality that I like about u is that, U R very sentimental .... 10% Senti and 90% Mental..!
Earth may stop Rotating, Birds may stop Flying, Candles may stop Melting, Fishes may stop Swimming, Heart may stop Beating, But your Brain will never start working!
no visits.......... no calls........... no missed calls........ no sms\'s............ no mails............... no chat............ i m worried..........u r in jail again???
so sweet ur smile??? so sweet is urstyle??? so sweet is ur voice??? so sweet r ur eyes??
see how sweetly i lie.
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