Funny, Flirty sms

Beautiful flowers die….
Nice stories end……
Lovely songs fade…….. ..
Momeries are forgotten… ..
All things comes to end…..
But people like YOU always remain forever …..
…..
…..
BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE

Jawaab To Mil Jate hai, Kabhi Difficult Sawaal To Bhejo....
Forward To Bahut Karte Ho, Kabhi Khud Ka Khayal To Bhejo

Mana hum itne SWEET nahi, k diabetes ho jaye. nahi itne SALTY k BP badh jaye,
nahi itne TASTY k habit ban jaye, aur hum itne KADWE bhi nahi k yaad hi naa aaye....

Smile to old means respect,
Smile to a child means innocence....
Smiling infront of mobile means mental…,
Still smiling!!!Confirmed...

Mobile 1 MANDIR,
SMS uska Bhagwan,
SMS bhejnewala Pujaari,
SMS padhnewala Bhakta,
Padhkar sms na karnewala ….
Mandir ke bahaaar ka Bhikaari … !

Know wat makes me happy wen u MSG me?
Not ur jokes or Sweet MSGS But ur NAME that APPEARS On the Cell when it beeps knowing that U remember me.

American:-Dogs can find Bombs in my country.
Japanese:-Fish can play Ball in my country.
Nepalese:-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country…

YEH AISA MSG HE JISE BEWAQOOF PERHTE HEIN. NALAIK DOSRON KO FARWARD KERTE HEIN, GADHE DELETE KERTE HEIN AUR PAGAL SAVE KERLETE HEIN AAP KIA KERNE WALE HEIN
Apne inbox ko hamesha saja ke rakhna,
Sabke SMS zara hata kar rakhna....
Kabhi bhi aa sakta hai hamara SMS,
Inbox mein jagah banakar rakhna....

Bhool se kabhi hamein bhi yaad kiya karo..., Pyaar nahi to Shikaayat hi kiya karo...; Itna bhi geir na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo..., Call nahi to Mis-Call hi diya karo..!!!

No Toothbrush No Tea No Breakfast No Ssnnan No Gods Pooja No No No No No No Sabse Pehle Apun Ka SMS Good Morning!!

JIS WAQT TUMKO KHUDA NE BANAYA HOGA,
USKO BHI SUROOR CHHAYA HOGA..
SOCHA HOGA KI TUMKO JANNAT ME BHEJEIN,
FIR USKO ZOO KA KHAYAL AAYA HOGA..

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Twakka-Tukka SMS ….. FUNNY …. FLIRTY ..!!

Smile to old means respect,
Smile to a child means innocence....
Smiling infront of mobile means mental…,
Still smiling!!!Confirmed...

Mobile 1 MANDIR,
SMS uska Bhagwan,
SMS bhejnewala Pujaari,
SMS padhnewala Bhakta,
Padhkar sms na karnewala ….
Mandir ke bahaaar ka Bhikaari … !

Beautiful flowers die….
Nice stories end……
Lovely songs fade…….. ..
Momeries are forgotten… ..
All things comes to end…..
But people like YOU always remain forever …..
…..
…..
BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE


Know wat makes me happy wen u MSG me?
Not ur jokes or Sweet MSGS But ur NAME that APPEARS On the Cell when it beeps knowing that U remember me.

American:-Dogs can find Bombs in my country.
Japanese:-Fish can play Ball in my country.
Nepalese:-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country…

YEH AISA MSG HE JISE BEWAQOOF PERHTE HEIN. NALAIK DOSRON KO FARWARD KERTE HEIN, GADHE DELETE KERTE HEIN AUR PAGAL SAVE KERLETE HEIN AAP KIA KERNE WALE HEIN
Apne inbox ko hamesha saja ke rakhna,
Sabke SMS zara hata kar rakhna....
Kabhi bhi aa sakta hai hamara SMS,
Inbox mein jagah banakar rakhna....

Bhool se kabhi hamein bhi yaad kiya karo..., Pyaar nahi to Shikaayat hi kiya karo...; Itna bhi geir na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo..., Call nahi to Mis-Call hi diya karo..!!!

No Toothbrush No Tea No Breakfast No Ssnnan No Gods Pooja No No No No No No Sabse Pehle Apun Ka SMS Good Morning!!

Jawaab To Mil Jate hai, Kabhi Difficult Sawaal To Bhejo....
Forward To Bahut Karte Ho, Kabhi Khud Ka Khayal To Bhejo

Mana hum itne SWEET nahi, k diabetes ho jaye. nahi itne SALTY k BP badh jaye,
nahi itne TASTY k habit ban jaye, aur hum itne KADWE bhi nahi k yaad hi naa aaye....

JIS WAQT TUMKO KHUDA NE BANAYA HOGA,
USKO BHI SUROOR CHHAYA HOGA..
SOCHA HOGA KI TUMKO JANNAT ME BHEJEIN,
FIR USKO ZOO KA KHAYAL AAYA HOGA..

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TAPORI SMS ..... MUNNA BHAI STYLE @@@

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,Bhai ka khopdi bahot tight he,Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender…Circuit Bhai.!

Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai ,Maardalegi kya?Dil dena hai to de, Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?

Tera bahot memory aa rela tha,Itna tem ho gela hai,tere ko dekha bhi nai,Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,miss to karega

Kya re!Aasmani kabutar!Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos…

Wishing You A Wonderful Super-Duper - ZabardastXtra-Badiya - Xtra SpecialEkdum Mast n HappyBole To Ekdum Jhakaas*Happy New Year*

Kya mast air chal raele hai cow log grass eat kar raele haidog log bark bark kar raele haiShaane log SMS kar raele haiDHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai.

Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai..Apun ko reply karneko majbur karta hai..Kya iske peeche koi plan hai..Ya auro ki tarah tum bhi apun ka fan hai..

Munna bhai: Abe circuite bata, agar bina dato ka kutta kate to kya karne ka?
Circuit: simple he na bhai, bole to bina sui k 14 injection lagane ka.

God puchha “kidhar jaane ka maangta?”Swarg ya narak? Apun bola narak. Maloom kyon?Tum saala dost log udharich milega.Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga.

Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa?Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!

Apun dono ka dosti 1dum jhakz hona mangta hai,Jhakz bole to,apun hira 2 moti,Apun sabji 2 roti,apun pani 2 tanki,Apun tarzan 2 monkey.

Apun ek sher bolega,Choro Taraf Chand fenkrela hai light, Boleto ho gayeli hai night, Band karne ka tube light, Aur soneka tight, Bole to, Bye Good Night..

Subha ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,dopahar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya,sham ko bhi yaad aayi aur heart ne attack kiya,aur apun ne fauran sms kiya.


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BEST OF FLIRT SMS

· u r someone i don't want to lose... - u r someone i won't forget... - u r someone who is special to me... - u - r - wat's - ur - name - i - forgot?

· bhagwan se paani manga, sagar diya; phool manga, bagicha diya; hawa mangi, hawa mahal diya; paisa manga, to aapka number diya!

· Andheri sadak sunsan kabristan sooni haveli kala aasman ,bijli kadki aaya toofan , raat ho gayi soja shaitan.Good Night.

· wouldntyoufinditreallyannoyingifsomeoneyouknowsent uamessagewithnospacesand youtookagestofigureitoutonlytorealisethatitwasmeanttoirritateyou.

· hi, wats up... listen can i get a picture of urs?... the thing is that i have started a new hobby of collecting photographs of natural disasters!

· Galileo: great mind. - einstein: genius mind. - newton: extraordinary mind. - bill gates: brillant mind. - me: master mind. - you: never mind!

· baap ne kaha ghar chhod do, ma ne kaha paro chhod do, paro ne kaha sharab chhod do, chndrmuki ne kaha timepass karna chhod do, ek din tum kahoge sms bhejna chhod do.
· dear god, please make sure all those people who don't care to call or sms me, lose their mobile...
· think positive... look at the world as 1 huge chocolate cake. it would not be complete without a few sweets & nuts. sweets like me & nuts like you!!!
· kya bindas hawa chal reli hain, bird log gana ga reli hain, shyane log sms kar rele hain, dhakan log sms padh rele hain
· Andhe ke hath me "TORCH", Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",Gunge ke hath me "MIKE", AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"WAH WAH Kya zamana Aaya hai!!!****
· Money can buy a house not a home, a bed but not sleep, medicine but not health. Money is dirty, it only causes pain & suffering. Send mé all ür money & b happy

· teachar: kal tum school kyun nahi aaye? student: gir gaya tha aur lag gayi. teacher: kaha gir gaya aur kya lag gayi? student: palang par gir gaya aur aakh lag gayi.
· Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho,Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho, wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho,aur wo cell hi kya jisme hamara SMS na ho...
· 5 gr8tst wds : - i dnt wna lose u - 4 pleasnt wds : - i care for u - 3 sweet wds : - i miss u - 2 gr8ful wds : - thank you - 1 importnt wd : - you
Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good, nobody is ur best fr, nobody is happy with u.... dont cry.......my name is nobody

Dil chahta hai tum se milne ko, tumhain daikhne ko. magar kia karon yeh stupid gate keeper kehta hai. " Aaj Zoo Band Rahay Ga "

Life is like a MOVIE... If u r sad – DRAMA, If u r afraid – SUSPENSE, If u r angry – ACTION, When u Luk at the mirror – HORROR, Now u r smilling - that's COMEDY

How 2 grow up a baby 2 make it absolutly charming, smart, good looking, cute, funny, truthful & an extremly intelligent kid ??? Ask my parents...

LADKIYAN nahi to college bekar,Sugar nahi to Coffee bekaar,Love nahi to Life bekaar, Moon nahi to Sky bekaar.aur Tum nahi to....Zoo bekaar

Stars+moon =romantic nights
Birds+sky =lovely day
Forest+animals =beautiful world
you+your smile Yeahhhh..The MUMMY Returns..

Think well, Plan well, Do well, Sleep well, Play well, Laugh well and Put ur mobile also into well, Bcoz ur not Messaging me Well

I ve written nice poem 4 you.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star..
you should Know What you R..
& Once you Know What you R..
Mental Hospital is not So Far

My friend, the best quality that I like about u is that, U R very sentimental .... 10% Senti and 90% Mental..!

Earth may stop Rotating, Birds may stop Flying, Candles may stop Melting, Fishes may stop Swimming, Heart may stop Beating, But your Brain will never start working!

no visits.......... no calls........... no missed calls........ no sms\'s............ no mails............... no chat............ i m worried..........u r in jail again???

so sweet ur smile??? so sweet is urstyle??? so sweet is ur voice??? so sweet r ur eyes??
see how sweetly i lie.

BEST OF MUNNA BHAI CIRCUIT JOKES

MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai? MAMU: B.A. MUNNA BHAI: Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?

PROFESSOR: Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho? MUNNA BHAI: Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai. PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais? MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

CIRCUIT: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai. MUNNA BHAI: Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT: Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko. MUNNA BHAI: Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega. CIRCUIT: Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

CIRCUIT : Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT : Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega

MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU : Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI : Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.
MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hai.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
CIRCUIT :Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
SHORT CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

PRINCIPAL : Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI : Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu.